This Isn't a Book (It's a Smooch in Disguise) Book
Written by M.H. Clark / Illustrated by Katie Vernon
“This isn’t a book. It’s a smooch in disguise.
(Just because you’re my absolute favorite — that’s why.)
It’s a smooch that just perfectly brightens your day.
I want you to know I designed it that way.”
This may look like a book, but it’s really a little kiss you get to plant on your beloved, even when you can’t give one in person.
It’s a smooch you can tuck into their suitcase when they’re going on a big trip or send by mail if they live far away.
Adorable illustrations of squirrel sweethearts and fun-loving rhymes help you tell your partner how special they are.
It’s a unique, flirty gift, packed with kisses that never wear out.
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Love it, gives a beautiful, warm, modern touch to the Buffett and room! Also brilliant service from the Swish team. 👏👏👏
Great shop, beautifully staged, everything easy to find and great customer service.
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This fits the Christmas theme of our house perfectly. Looks great, good quality.
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Extremely happy with my print purchase. Great price and were delivered quickly too!
Thanks Erin and girls great customer service and prompt delivery luv luv my chairs! Jan W
Such a lovely pot that really lifts a space and is a nice feature in the home. Very happy with my purchase and the great customer service from Erin in store. Thank you Swish Team!
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